Saturday, October 10, 2009

Tale Thirty Seven: LF Porn, I mean, PuG

So.

Um, I'm a little traumatized.

I was in a ToC25 PuG... and there was a girl on Vent. A very very talkative girl.

Who soon began to talk about Jello, a bath tub and swallowing balls.

O.O

Her boyfriend was in the raid, of course. But she was flirting -interacting?- with another guy.

Mr. Littlebark and I soon came to the conclusion that she sounded like one of those girls that need attention.

"Are we ready yet? 'Cause like, I'm totally getting bored. And I feel like I'm talking too much."

"Well, you are." I snapped, thinking about muting her.

"I feel like punching her in the face," said my usually non-violent fiancee.

And all of this, before we got started.

All in all, her voice sounded like one of those bad porn flicks. Maybe it's just me, but I try to keep my voice low and 'professional' in any PuG or with my Guild. I don't like girls who squeal or have high pitched voices or talk and talk and talk. So I keep my voice as minimal and as normal as I can.

It was an amusing PuG, I suppose. Plus, I got an upgrade! Boots of the Unrelenting Storm! And y T9 shoulders!

So gear, plus that little erm... "show" that fellow raider put on = a decent PuG.

Happy Gaming!

-LB

2 comments:

  1. It seems like there is always one.

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  2. We have a girl like that in my guild. Everything has got to be about her. She's got this little helpless act that irritates that shit out of me!

    Now, I'm not hugely pushing feminism or anything of that sort, but to see a perfectly competent female play the role of maiden in distress *just* to get attention it makes every inch of my body scream.

    I finally called her out on it one day, and she's stopped acting quite so helpless...but the entire world still apparently revolves around her. Perhaps someone should let the entire world know? ;-)

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