Friday, August 14, 2009

Tale Twenty: Paper Zep

Please, never throw that thing at me. Most of the time, I am afk and you will not get it back until I get back. Please, do not swear at me because you threw it at me without me asking and I'm not at my computer. Insert a short convo I had recently on Littlebark:

You are now AFK
You recieve: [Paper Zeppelin]
[Ithrewit] whispers: Throw it back
[Ithrewit] whispers: Hey, give my paper airplane back
[Ithrewit] whispers: dont mess around, give it back
[Ithrewit] whispers: throw it f**king back you cu**
[Ithrewit] whispers: if dont fucking throw it back im gonna f**king report you you f**king w-


Twenty minutes after, I come back to my keyboard with poor Littlebark /spitting, /disgust, /etc. You get my drift.

to [Ithrewit]: o.O
to [Ithrewit]: I was afk. Sorry.
[Ithrewit] whispers: Whatever, bitch.
to [Ithrewit]: I'm sorry!
Ithrewit is now ignoring you.

The next event happened while on my Baby Druid (Level 14 now!) when I was walking to Redridge. I was on my merry little way, almost half way there! When this happens:

[Inyourbags] whispers: give it back
to [Inyourbags]: Give what back?
[Inyourbags] whispers: My paper airplane. I threw it to you, its in your bag.

Mind you, I'd been up for about 45mins, had only gotten 3hours of sleep and was very grumpy.

to [Inyourbags]: If you come get it, sure. But I'm not going to go all the way back to get something you threw at me when I didn't ask for it.

Props to [Inyourbags]. He invited me to his group, mounted up and hurried over. As soon as I gave it back to him, he kicked me outta his group and I went my merry way.

Now question for all you Alliance people. What is the big deal about Goldshire. Every time I go there, there's always 80's and duels and whatnot. Enlighten me?

3 comments:

  1. "Now question for all you Alliance people. What is the big deal about Goldshire. Every time I go there, there's always 80's and duels and whatnot. Enlighten me?"

    Well my friend, I will enlighten you. Goldshire is party central!!!! I'm not sure if anyone really knows why.. we just all went with the flow. Not only is there duels, but 98% of the population of toons in Goldshire are completely smashed. Most are probally smashed in real life too, hahaha. (WAIT!!! That probally explains the random Night Elf orgies you sometimes see.... x.X )

    Also, if you want to pick a fight, Goldshire is the place to do it! If you say one wrong comment, or make a bad judgement call on using the /fart emote on a psychotic dwarf, then you've got a brawl on your hands! Naturally once someone starts /dueling or starts throwing disses on general chat, EVERYONE follows suit. It was quite entertaining actually.

    Hmmm... I wonder if Tagess misses Goldshire... she used to be a real party 'animal' :)

    DROODS FTW!!!! /dance


    Tag

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  2. Hi !
    I discovered your blog via Averna's blog.

    On my French server, Goldshire is exactly the same. I looks like every idiot of the server spend his time here.
    I've rarely been arrassed in game, but the few times I was, it was there.
    Don't worry and just move on...

    Nef

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  3. @Krasu: Hello! Nice to have you here then! ;) Gotta go thank Averna.

    Yep, I have been steering clear of Goldshire for the time being :P

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